This is one of the funniest and gayest things i've ever seen, seriously watch the episodes! :
"Take that crime you shit! Of course that wasn't really crime. That was just a box with 'crime' written on it!"
"You there! Are you a crime- inal, a criminal."
"Well, he's gone which means i can spit on his desk and read his emails!"
"Help, help! My baby's falling from that tall building over there! Fear not, for i shall catch her with my lazer eyes! *Splat* Oh no, wait - i don't have that power, i don't have many powers... Well bye."
"So we meet again Burnt Gay Man!"
"Well, maybe i could poke his burnt face, that would surely hurt him! Ouch, that hurts, stop it! You're gay, i bet you're gay!"
"He is such a dick! I am not a dick, but i am addicted to crime! Well ... fighting it that is! I hope he dies"
"So, it was you who made the city stink! No, no it was you! Eh, no, it was you! No, you! I do not have time for your endless squabbles! I shall end you!"
"Shitbitch"
"Anger Man, give him a golden shower!"
"Nope, i'm adding you on my list marked villans! Oh no, cross it off, please? No sir! Oh come on, you dickhead. You're a dickhead."
"Call him Pisslips."
"Your days of insulting me through MSN Messenger are numbered, i've blocked you!"
"Well, i've got a much bigger penis than him and i'm straight, yeah!"
"I've been voted as one of the 50 most shinyest hunks of the year, yeah!"
"Without this burning face man around, i shall be free to splash people and erode metal over a period of time. Hot and cold. Hot and ... cold, and a combination of the two that i call Hold."
